THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

UGHHHHHH

SSerts is what I call desserts, Tray trays are entrees, I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers, Air conditioners are cool blasterz, with a z I dunno where that came from, I call cakes, big ol' cookies, All noodles, long ass rice, Fried chicken is fri fri chicky chick, Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm, Chicken cacciatore, chicky catch, I call eggs, pre birds, or future birds, Root beer is super water, Tortillas are bean blankies, And I call forks, food rakes.

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via you-are-my-konstantine)


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I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back

(Source: ssarahmanning, via heatherdusk)


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clestroying:

*looks in the mirror*

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(via encourage)


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